| The Dark Sauce of Magic | ||
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| Hellewww... Laydeezzzz and Gentlemen, I am the Great, Amazing Stupendo! | ...And I am The Equally-Great Stupendous Amazo! Tonight, we will practice our Arcane Arts - for you, our wonderful audience - upon... | ...this humble bottle of Worcestershire Sauce. |
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| ...First, we summon the Dark Magical Forces to do our biddingggggGGGG... | ...NNNNnnnngggggGGG... | ...NNnnnggGGGggg. Dark Power suffuses us... NOW WE ARE READY... |
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REMEMBER: WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE HELPS MAKE GREAT CHEESE ON TOAST! |
| By sheer force of will, my magic hands will make
this bottle vanish... completely... *Hrrrrgh!* |
Bwana! It is done! We shall now retire to our dressing room, and have crazy animal sex with our beautiful assistant. | |
