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Beast Wars | Robots
In Disguise update
18/10/07
Armada update
27/09/07 |
Energon |
Galaxy Force
Robot Masters update
18/10/07 |
Classics | World's
Smallest | Bootlegs
20th Anniversary Masterpiece update 27/08/07 |
Binaltech
2007 Movie update 21/11/07 |
Real Gear update 21/11/07
Features
Optimus Prime Generations | Megatron Generations | Starscream Generations
Nemesis Prime Generations | Limited
Editions update 21/11/07 |
Customised Models
update 21/11/07
While my full TransFormers
collection stretches all the way back to
Generation 1, what's online in this section is only the more recent
stuff, starting with the surprisingly popular Beast Wars series.
Undoubtedly, a big part of BW's appeal came from the animated TV series
by Mainframe (also responsible for the
excellent ReBoot) but, having reached its tenth anniversary, the toy
range is being reworked and re-released. Advertising, in the form of
the usual ads and the
many TV series, has been patchy at best ever since Gen 1 back in the
mid 1980s. I don't recall seeing any Beast
Wars ads, but at least there
was the TV series, shown sporadically on kids TV. Robots in Disguise (aka Car Robots)
looked for quite some time as though it hadn't been translated from
Japanese, Armada was
a largely terrible Pokémon-derivative,
shown at various ungodly hours of the morning.
Energon didn't make much of an
impact on terrestrial
television in the UK, if it aired at all, but I've seen a few episodes
of the Japanese series, Superlink.
It's computer-generated, like Beast
Wars, but cel-shaded and features traditional anime work for the
human
characters. Interesting, but clearly designed to sell toys. Galaxy Force (aka Cybertron, in the States) looked
like a slight improvement on this, with a much more involving story,
and a wider range of characters and robot styles. While it still
retains some of Armada's
"Gotta catch 'em all" vibe, the 'catching' is limited to four Planet
Keys, which are ultimately used to save Cybertron from a black hole.
And just to prove that merely transforming
is no longer enough of a gimmick (see Energon/Superlink), these keys can
be used on all of the robots in the series to activate all kinds of new
features.
It's possible that, eventually, this section may extend to my Generation 1 toys, but it depends on how much time and effort I feel like putting into the project. For the moment, I'm only just keeping up with my current purchases. Binaltech is a 'reimagining' of Gen 1, using contemporary manufacturing to recreate Gen 1 TransFormers as fully licensed 1:24 scale model cars. With that in mind, I'm in no hurry to return to Gen 1. That said, with TakaraTomy and Hasbro reissuing some Gen 1 models, I'll be picking up any that interest me. If I get any more nostalgic, I may fast-track the Gen 1 section.
The first time I saw Beast Wars
toys was in an issue of Computer and Video Games' Gizmo
Palace. My first
impression was that there were a bit poo. They seemed to be a bit of a
Jurassic Park cash-in, in that they were dinosaurs, animals, birds,
etc. which changed into robots. Technically, the Beast Wars occur after
the events of Generation 1... but only technically, because everyone
goes back in time in the very first episode of the TV series. The
Autobots are now Maximals, and Decepticons
are now called Predacons,
which was originally the name of a group of gestalt Decepticons, who
combined to become Predaking. While there is a Maximal called Optimus
Prime/Primal, and a Predacon called Megatron, it's made quite clear
that these are not the ones from Gen 1. Oddly, here's a Maximal called
Dinobot, who
used to be a Predacon, when the Dinobots were a group of Autobots -
lead by Grimlock - who transformed into robotic dinosaurs and Scorponok
has shrunk into a tiny little thing from the Decepticon HeadMaster City
he used to be. The original run of Beast Wars had comparatively few
characters that, frankly, weren't that good. Beast Wars gave rise to TransMetals (cybernetic animals
with chromed parts on the toys) and Fuzors
(robots that turned into bizarre combinations of at least two
different animals). The models improved with later series, with
several upgrades to Blackarachnia and, with Beast Wars II, the
introduction of Lio Convoy. Many other models took the idea of animal
'shells' a bit too literally, but the robot modes tended to be pretty
good. The Beast Wars were followed by Beast Machines, which took the
story back to Cybertron... but most of the toys were just plain daft.
Robots In Disguise was very nearly a
return to something close to the original format, with the Autobots
cast as vehicles which transform into robots, and the Decepticons as...
well... they don't make as much sense, as they're a mixture of
Generation 2, Beast Wars and new molds. The number and range of toys
available still comes
nowhere near the original line-up, and all of them seem to have been
designed with the robot in mind, rather than the vehicle, for the most
part. That's not to say the vehicles don't look good - some are
perfect... it's just that the robot forms of some of the smaller
vehicles seem awkward and thin, with
large panels of the vehicle form acting as shields or wings. The
'Electronic
Lights and Sounds' of the larger Autobots are pretty cool, with
different effects for Prime, Magnus, and their combined form of Omega
Prime. Since
hard-to-find
models are difficult for me to pass up, I joined in an eBay auction for
RID Scourge (aka Nemesis Prime), which was never made available in the
UK... and I won! eBay also helped me to get the three 'Train Brothers'
- Railspike, Rapid Run and Midnight Express - who combine to form the
mighty Rail Racer. I've since picked up one iteration of each of the
'Car Brothers', along with a BotCon 2003 limited
edition version of the Lamborghini mold.
The next line of TransFormers was Armada.
There's a small range of big robots, most of which are very simplistic,
and don't look too good as either robots or vehicles, but they are all
brightly coloured and hi-tech looking, and fun for kiddies to play
with. To accompany them, and to prove
that the Pokémon phenomenon did
not go unnoticed by Takara or
Hasbro, we have Mini-Cons - tiny, but reasonably complex robots, almost
equivalent to the Mini Autobots of old but far more posable - with a
variety of special powers: Some combine, some fire miniature
projectiles, some are triple-changers. The common factor is that they
all plug into the larger robots to endow them with new abilities.
There's some daft story to explain why the Autobots and Decepticons
"Gotta Catch 'Em All", but it's not really important. I now have all
the Mini-Cons I really want, including the Star Sabre (Air Defence
team), Dark Sabre (Air Assault team), Requiem Blaster (Space team) and
Skyboom (Road Assault team). Thanks to the wonders of eBay, I also have
the Japanese Starscream, with its superior colourscheme.
My September 2004 trip to America (New Orleans, Washington and New York) was intended to allow me to buy some Alternators (the cheaper, plastic versions of Binaltech), but I only saw three in the toy shops, all of which I already have Binaltech version of. To console myself, I snagged some more Armada Mini-Cons and my first toy from the mostly crappy Energon line, Arcee (easily the best looking Motorbike-to-Robot TransFormer available before 'Movie' Deluxe Arcee)... I never really intended to carry on this collection, because most of the models seemed quite poor - overly simplistic, very chunky, and many had the robot head visible in their alternate mode. Nevertheless, I've ended up 'rounding off' this collection with an 'absolutely final purchase' about six times so far, the latest being with Tow Line and Slugslinger, both bought via eBay. I also have the limited edition green repaint of Arcee/Arial as Paradron Medic.
"It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons have conquered
the Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But, from secret staging
grounds on two of Cybertron's moons, the valiant Autobots prepare to
retake their homeland." So said the intro to TransFormers The
Movie way back in 1986. In fact, 2005 brought us Galaxy Force, in which the Autobots
try to close a black hole which is threatening to engulf Cybertron, but
only succeed in making things worse.
An ancient, clockwork TransFormer
pops out of a portal to say that only something called 'Planet Force'
can save them. He creates a map to give the Autobots, but then Megatron
(now sporting a Batmobile inspired alt-mode) appears and steals the
map... As a toy range, Galaxy Force is a huge improvement on both
Energon
and Armada, with excellent robot heads, brilliantly detailed molding,
and plenty of posablilty. While both Armada and Energon had really weak
Autobots, those in Galaxy Force are easily the strongest players, while
the Decepticons are best described as 'patchy'. The new gimmick is the
'ignition system', where a 'key' is inserted at strategic locations on
the model to activate hidden features.
The Robot Masters line is one which almost passed me by completely. Not because I wasn't aware of it, but because it didn't live up to its initial promise for quite some time. Its reimagining of older models was a mixture of repainting existing (largely Gen 2) models as new or different characters, with one or two new models thrown in. RM Optimus Prime (Convoy) was great in theory, but the reality didn't work so well - while robot mode is unquestionably well designed and very posable, truck mode doesn't fit together properly. The reimagined Beast Wars Primal and Megatron just weren't as good as the originals, and even the redesigned Starscream was still rather lacking in articulation. It wasn't until RM Lio Convoy that I started to get interested, as that was a reworking of a model I'd always wanted but - at the time - never thought I'd see again... Overall, a fairly good series, but one which rarely shines.
2006 - the very end of the year - brought us essentially full circle
with the Classics range -
contemporary reimaginings of Generation 1 characters, with the
alternate modes kept as close to the original as possible. Hence,
Optimus Prime is a red, flat-nosed truck, Bumblebee is a small yellow
car (though nothing like a Beetle), Mirage is a racing car and - the
biggest surprise of them all - Megatron is a handgun! While this seemed
to be essentially a 'filler' line, to keep fans hooked before the
movie, it has been cleverly thought out and has
produced some of the most interesting and impressive TransFormers
outside the Binaltech/Masterpiece line.
While wandering through eBay shortly before Christmas 2003, I found
the 20th Anniversary Masterpiece
Convoy/Optimus
Prime figure. It's marked as 'MP-1', and was closely followed by MP-2,
a simple white and blue
repaint turning him into Ultra Magnus, which seems like a real
cop-out to me.
Prices
varied dramatically, depending on who was selling and
whether you wanted the original Japanese Takara model (like mine) or
the short-smokestack, battle damaged American Hasbro version. Given
that it's still (just about) available, it seems as though it's not a very
limited edition, but since I can't read any of the paperwork, I can't
be sure. Good though this model is, I felt no need to buy Ultra Magnus.
New Masterpiece models have been snapped up eagerly, but the
Ultra
Magnus repaint just devalues the original. MP-3 is a Masterpiece
version of Starscream (which has been repainted into MP-6 Skywarp) with
MP-4 as a
re-release of Convoy with a real trailer. MP-5 is the eagerly awaited
Masterpiece Generation 1 Megatron who, despite huge changes to the gun
laws of many countries throughout the world, still transforms into a
Walther P-38, albeit now an oversized one.
Because I am weak, and cannot walk out of Forbidden Planet
without buying something, I picked up the first of the Binaltech line of part
die-cast TransFormer remakes. After missing out several times on eBay,
then
spending a weekend trawling the internet, I found two well-priced UK
suppliers. Still not as cheap as ordering from Hong Kong (give or take
shipping fees), but
cheaper than FP. And so, I bought Lambor (aka Sideswipe). Proving that
I just can't stop at two, I've picked up all of the Autobots the series
has produced thus
far. I've recently caved and bought the Binaltech Decepticons (Dead
End, Swindle and Shockblast, with Alternator Battle Ravage bought for
me as a birthday
present). Binaltech is an amazing series, but one I'll deal with on a
case-by-case basis. The official Prowl, for example, just doesn't look
right... So
I'm making my own. With rumours that TakaraTomy are cancelling (or
'reworking', at least) the
Binaltech line, I've picked up another Alternator (Optimus Prime) and
one of the Binaltech Asterisk models.
As a habitual buyer of silly Birthday/Christmas presents, one year, I bought a friend a full wave of World's Smallest TransFormers - dinky yet accurate versions of the original Gen 1 toys - and shortly thereafter rediscovered them for myself, with the limited availability of World's Smallest Optimus Prime and trailer. I hadn't planned to get any more... but then I discovered Justitoys' World's Smallest Dinobots.
While my first bootleg TransFormer
was actually the so-called 'Shackwave' model - actually one of many
bootleg toys to be sold by Radio Shack/Tandy under the name 'Galactic
Man', another being a bootleg Robocop
- this little collection officially started with one Ebay
purchase (which I received as a 2006 birthday present) and
one lucky find at a convention. Continuing this collection is likely to
be more luck than judgement... Picking up the bootleg Constructicons in
Battersea being a prime example... On the upside, they're sometimes
easier to find than the real thing. On the downside, they're often poor
quality and hugely overpriced.
As of 2007, the hottest and newest line of TransFormers is the movie range. With a limited number of
characters appearing in the movie, Hasbro saw fit to release several
key characters in as many different sizes as they could get away with,
and then add extra characters from the game of the movie, then battle
damaged versions, followed boxed sets of several figures everyone had
already bought. Alongside this came the Real
Gear range, based on
everyday technology, where the new generation of transformers are truly
pocket-sized. Both are impressive in their own way, but while Real Gear
is an interesting cash-in, the movie range ably demonstrates how
toymaking has advanced since the days of Generation 1.

Toy Ranges
Beast Wars | Robots
In Disguise update
18/10/07
Armada update
27/09/07 |
Energon |
Galaxy Force
Robot Masters update
18/10/07 |
Classics | World's
Smallest | Bootlegs
20th Anniversary Masterpiece update 27/08/07 |
Binaltech
2007 Movie update 03/11/07 |
Real Gear update 19/10/07
Features
Optimus Prime Generations | Megatron Generations | Starscream Generations
Nemesis Prime Generations | Limited
Editions | Customised Models
update 18/10/07